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Jack, bewildered and a bit frightened, stammered, “Who are you?” Zog introduced himself and his crew from Brewtopia, explaining their quest to harvest Earth’s unique hops for their intergalactic beer industry. Just then, a figure emerged from the shadows—a fierce woman clad in a sleek black suit. “Not so fast!” she declared, stepping forward with determination. “I’m Agent Zara, and you can’t just take Earth’s hops. They’re a treasure we protect!”

Zara explained that she was part of a secret society dedicated to guarding Earth’s hops from invaders. She warned of the threat posed by Mainstream Beer, a bland concoction that could dilute the rich flavors of local brews. Jack felt a surge of hope; perhaps this was his chance to protect his beloved craft.